Pittsburgh Demotivational Poster
50 POINTS - On the fat kid with the "purple" hair!
SIDNEY CROSBY - First game back after concussion... 2 goals & 2 assists Attention all other NHL teams: "YOU'RE F*#KED"
TRUE DAT, TRUE DAT - What a valid, and well reasoned point. NOW GET A JOB YOU SMELLY HIPPIE!!
PITTSBURGH - The real Zombieland.
RIOTERS - Where the hell did they go? Dispatch said there was a large group of them over-here
HUMAN CHAIN - "SPARTAN-KICKS" that will disperse them. On the count of three! 1, 2, 3, "THIS IS SPARTA!!"
AWESOMENESS - I'm going to go get a biscuit, so I can SOP-UP some of the "AWESOMENESS" coming of this tool!!
BRAIN BUCKETS (HELMETS) - Lets throw it on, and get to work BOSS. Those hippies aint gonna stomp "THEMSELVES" now are they.
JOB SECURITY - COACHING THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS
SORRY KIDS - The riots been cancelled, something about its a "SCHOOL-NIGHT".
FREE TIBET - Is what has got her all fired-up! Not because she wants to see spoiled white punks getting beat by the police.
MOTIFAKE TUNNELS - We all hate them! And for crying out loud, someones finaly going to do something about it!!
JACK BE NIMBLE - jack be quick! Jack's going to club some rioters with his big JACK-STICK
FOLLOW ME! "LEAD THE WAY!" - It aint fancy and all like "Prepare for GLORY" or "Tonite we dine in HELL!" But it'll do the trick and its catchy.
SNAP YOU'RE FINGERS!! - It keeps the ninjas away! Keep snapping them! Don't stop. See they're starting to feather out already!
BUTT-LOAD OF GANGS - This one gang kept wanting me to join, because I'm pretty good with a "BO-STAFF".
YOU ARE ON FIRE, "MY FREIND" - No! really there's a lot of smoke coming out of yer assault-pack Cheif! Might want to have zat checked out bro!
HONEST ABE - Yo Mr. PRESIDENT, Nice Shades "PIMPING" What are those OAKLEYS? RAYBANS? BOLLE?
TAMIKA JACKSON - She don't back-down from "Nobody" Ya-hear? "NO-BODY!!"
BIG 'UNZ! - You in the "RED", you have them! Yes you do!
ONE OF THESE COPS... - Is not like the others, One of these cops is doing his own thang! Seth if your not in the proper uniform ....
SASHA OBAMA - She can't go anywhere or do anything, until she inspects her Personal Security Team.